Heavy Metal Thanksgiving Turkey
Heavy Metal Thanksgiving Turkey
Carve it on up and let's eat a while
Leave your stuffing far behind
You can drop on by with a pumpkin pie
To feed your guests on time
Now if you're ready to serve some amazing bird
Baby, the oven lights are on
It's like you're running your brain on some high protein
Every time she reaches fully cooked!
Won't you take that slice slice-slice-slice... of Turkey Metal?
It's the only way that you can gobble up that roast
Satisfied-fied-fied-fied on Turkey Metal
Baby won't you eat, eat it until you explode!
It's Turkey Day and Grill Daddy is serving up a cartoonishly delicious Turkey roasted over a Classic American Flathead Engine. This bird is sure to animate your tastebuds and send them straight into outer space!
Model: Two Hole Deer
Body Color: Copper Metallic
Vulva and Anal Color: Cranberry Shimmer
Fur Highlight: Bronze Metallic
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
A full refund can be given at any point until your order is manufactured. A restocking fee of 10% will be deducted from canceled orders that are manufactured but not yet shipped out.
If an order is incorrect upon receiving, it may be returned or replaced but only if the product is still in the sealed plastic bag it was shipped with. We cannot accept returns on an item once it has been removed from the sealed plastic bag it was shipped in.